"The
transition from dots and dashes to zeroes and ones leaves a lot to be
desired," complains an old-timer.
AD: Hi, why the sad face? Is your computer
down again?
BC: What hath God wrought?
AD: Wait a minute - are you quoting
Shakespeare?
BC: No, it was the message carried by the
first telegram on May 24, 1844. The message becomes relevant all over again
because the telegram is on its way out next month.
AD: But people hardly use it any longer, so
why not give it a decent send-off instead of going into mourning?
BC: You'll never understand. It's like a
heritage building that has been standing proud for over 160 years and suddenly,
you get the news that it won't be around from July.
AD: Don't get so emotional - anything that
has lost its utility value needs to go, right? Do you still have your old radio
or your black & white TV for sentimental value? You've thrown them out to
make way for the new, haven't you?
BC: I have, but the telegram is different -
it was a huge breakthrough in technology and deserves to be around simply for
its historic value. Besides, unlike the gargantuan radio or TV of the 70s, this
one doesn't not clutter your home - all it needs is a little corner in a post
office...
AD: Never thought I'd see the day when you
would root for technology, even if it’s of the archaic kind...
BC: I still have the telegram that brought
in the news of my admission to one of India's best engineering colleges. That
was special...
AD: I can understand that, but asking thousands
of post offices to operate a telegraph department just because you feel
sentimental about it is a bit much, isn't it?
BC: That's not what I...
AD: Besides, email, instant messaging and
SMS-es have entrenched themselves so firmly in our lives that we don't need
telegrams...
BC: Agreed, but what of all the telegraph
employees across the country? Isn't it true that technology will now result in
loss of several jobs?
AD: I don't think so. Guess they will all
be transferred to other departments... Just look at the positives of today's
technology...
BC: Things have become faster, I agree.
Text messages and emails take a second or two to reach their destination,
compared to the fastest telegram which would still require a few hours...
AD: What about the cost factor? Text
messages and emails are free, but you have to pay for a telegram.
BC: I can see at least two advantages
there.
AD: Really?
BC: Telegrams taught us to be succinct and
made us think before we shot our mouth off, because every word cost money.
AD: And what's the second?
BC: You would never receive a telegram from
your spouse with the message, "Hi, where are you?" if you've already
told her that you will be with the boys at a pub or a bowling alley. When
you're saddled with a mobile, you can't escape that question...
AD: It's called Momtext
these days - worried mothers are most likely to send that message out day after
day to find out where their kids are... But speaking of costs, BSNL has been
incurring huge losses because it's essentially running a service that does not
have too many takers. So, after discussing the issue with the postal
department, a decision was taken to stop telegrams.
BC: But there are several countries like Belgium,
Sweden, Russia, Germany, Canada, Switzerland and the UK that continue to use
telegrams.
AD: Yes, on the other hand, the US, whose
decisions affect us more than those of any other country, shut down its
telegraph department a few years ago.
BC: Well, there’s one redeeming feature of
the telegram that today's generation would have enjoyed...
AD: What is it?
BC: Back then, we never received telegrams
stating, "Congratulations from FREE NATIONAL LOTTERY on having won the sum
of 970,000.00 GBP STOP For claims contact Mr Paul Anderson STOP"
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