Wednesday, September 7, 2011

The future's bright, the future's tech-free...


Imagine waking up one morning to find technology missing from our lives - proof that one man's dream is another’s nightmare…

AD: Hey, what’s up? You seem deep in thought…

BC: What would happen if there was no noise from the TV and radio, no live streaming from the internet, no hazardous rays from the mobile, no…

AD: Wait! Are you trying to wipe out technology?

BC: No, just imagining a more peaceful life…

AD: You’re taking us back to the dark ages!

BC: That’s ridiculous. Not too long ago, we were living without these devices.

AD: When you have conveniences and don’t make use of them, you’re…

BC: …an idiot?

AD: Well, I was going to say that you’re behind the times. Imagine waiting for a newspaper to bring you today’s news tomorrow! For instance, T20 matches happen in under four hours – so why wait for 24 hours to know the result?

BC: The way we are playing, one doesn’t have to depend on technology to know the result – a basic knowledge of the game is enough.

AD: You’re being too hard on the boys. But even your newspaper is a product of technology, isn’t it? Not too long ago, you had a newspaper with a talking ad.

BC: Look at the way people are getting hooked to new-age inventions – they seem to go mad without a day’s internet!

AD: I’ve seen you in the mornings when your newspaper is late – and man, are you grouchy!

BC: I have reason to be – I've grown old! But you wake up with an alarm from your smart phone, which you pick up before you pick your toothbrush up, and check your messages and your mail.

AD: That’s because our offices in other time zones work when we sleep and we need to know if there’s a fire on elsewhere.

BC: Really? Back in our days, we probably were good at reading smoke signals - there were fires back then too, you see.

AD: Maybe these are new-age fires that need new-age gadgets…

BC: But then, you don’t need a fire to cook your breakfast. You get it out of a microwave that you control with your mobile, probably through Bluetooth…

AD: Actually, a microwave that can be remote-controlled by smartphones via Wi-Fi is being launched in Korea. But hey, you use technology as much as I do, so don't crib…

BC: Do I?

AD: Yes, you check your sugar level every morning – you need a glucometer. Once you get the bad news, it's time for the day’s shopping...

BC: At least it’s not online.

AD: But what you take home is an end-result of a complex supply chain management software, an accounting software, a bar code, a scanner device, automated billing…

BC: Look, we're discussing a whole generation that's addicted to technology, like people get addicted to tobacco or alcohol. They can’t do without it. I see kids using their mobiles non-stop, even when they’re in the company of friends.

AD: That’s multitasking!

BC: There was a news item recently about pilots who are struggling to handle mid-air problems because of their ‘automation addiction’.

AD: Do you think they have rehabs for these?

BC: I don’t know, but if flights are flown more on autopilot than by a pilot, things could get worse.

AD: What do you mean?

BC: You could have a whole generation that’ll need GPS to get back home from work every evening.  

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